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December 10th, 2003

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01:40 am - Let's Play!
Ladies and gentlemen.. it's time for a Xmas Contest!

--Try to find out if Ben Sideburns is too hardcore to get signed and consciously underground or just totally SHITE?!--

-First super price :Your Favourite member delivered at your place (but without accessories)
-2nd to 10th price : tour memorabilias like an old Sarah's chewing gum, a half empty full bottle of Smirnoff found under Tcha's seat, a sachet with crumbs of mature cheedar flavoured crisps from Kitty (we previously thought about giving her ventoline but we prefer when she's alive..), Wincy's Biffy clyro's tee shirt (with real sweat still on it! phwwoaarr), and Mardou's full first aid box (contains rohypnol, pills, vodka, handcuffs without keys and brownies).
-11th to 20th price : a signed picture of the band's members. (in a lascivous pose)

(4 comments | Leave a comment)


Date:December 23rd, 2003 11:49 am (UTC)
don´t forget my self made cocaine plus happy pills. :P

hilarious!!! ;) and I´d use these handcuffs and brownies on my human fishburger if that´s alright?
Date:January 6th, 2004 08:25 am (UTC)
I think I have a problem

I've seen a pic of fisher wearing a polo and converse and...


I've lost all my sexual thing!
Date:January 6th, 2004 08:35 am (UTC)
well, why bother, he´s mine anyway.

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